Hardcore, 1979

First viewing, in Hawaii with my friend.

I got Crow T. Robot from Mystery Science Theater 3000 saying “turn it of Turn it Off TURN IT OFF” in my head and realized I didn’t know the whole movie that came from so I went looking. Found a different snippet of the movie and was hooked. Classic film with George C. Scott looking for his missing daughter in the sleazy world of porn. Some nice 1970s North Beach San Francisco locations back before they scrubbed all the porn shops and nude shows off the scenery. Also has a brief scene with Reb Brown from Space Mutiny as a sex club bouncer, so a double MST3K payoff. This is my second favorite movie I’ve watched this year. Super not sexy movie.

Coincidentally I took this picture in Honolulu earlier that day.

Shake, Rattle and Rock! 1956

First viewing, in Hawaii with my friend

Mike “Touch” Connors plays a disc jockey fighting for the right of teens to rock and roll. Margaret Dumont of Marx Brothers fame plays the leader of a group of olds aiming to put an end to his rock and roll tv show to save the children, via a bizarre tv mock trial with judge, jury and witnesses. It’s straight up rockaganda against people who just don’t understand the kids today and their lack of racism.

It took its time but finally got to the racist part. This is a film of “savages” (black people) being shown on a screen next to the kids dancing to imply that rock and roll is the same and should be avoided. 

Good lip-synced performances by Fats Waller. Also some forgotten dorks whitewashing rock and roll.

Duck, a Film by Kevin Bacon, 2018

First viewing. Short because we went to the zoo and walked around all day.

Pretty funny mockumentary about the making of a film where a duck walks in on two people having sex.

Bonus picture from the Honolulu Zoo.

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, 1974

First viewing, in Hawaii with my friend.

A footloose girl wearing a denim halter top made from a pair of jeans rides along with Pete Fonda and some other guy after a crime. Vic Morrow plays the southern boy cop out to get them. He wanted a million dollars insurance to film the helicopter scene because he had a premonition he would die in a helicopter accident. That happened in 1982 during the filming of The Twilight Zone movie.

I enjoyed this one.

The Cat Came Back, 1988

First viewing, short because I spent the day on the beach and didn’t feel like watching anything full length.

Animated short with moments of bonkerness. Has a cat in it. The cat only wants love and destruction.

Bonus picture of my day.

The Last Black Man in San Francisco, 2019

First viewing, with my friend in Honolulu who moved from San Francisco, where I live and where we met  and became friends.

Everything they say in this poster is true. This film is a work of art. It has no independent film stink. It has a lot of heart and lovely rarely-viewed scenery of Hunter’s Point. It lost me when it got a little full of itself but I liked it.

Bao, 2018

First viewing

Oscar-winning animated short about a woman who has hallucinations that a dim sum-style bun is alive and is her child. Ends how you would expect. Roughly 400 people worked on it.

Crimes of the Heart, 1986

First viewing, in Hawaii

Suzy photobomb.

I was chatting with the friend I’m staying with in Honolulu about the movies I watched when I was at my parents’ house, including the horrendous Steel Magnolias, and she mentioned this. I’d never heard of it and it has three of my favorite actresses: Diane Keaton, Sissy Spacek and Jessica Lange. It was funny and kind of weird in that way a stage play with lots of southern white women talking can be. It had a lot of dark humor that I always appreciate.

Also it has the last movie for Hurd Hatfield, who I watched in The Portrait of Dorian Gray last week. His acting improved over forty years.

Zootopia, 2016

First viewing, on the plane to Hawaii to stay with a friend in Honolulu I haven’t seen in years.

I heard good things about this movie, and I liked it but I wasn’t expecting so much copaganda. A lot of things in police-related matters have changed since 2016.

Voodoo Woman, 1957

First viewing, Swift watch, Signal-comments here

Except it’s a monster during the day, too

Good monster. Bad movie.

It’s a mystery

I don’t remember what I watched because I was packing for a trip and got distracted.

Of Human Bondage, 1934

Second viewing

No quote marks

Hard to believe Bette Davis had made 21 films before this one. Her cockney accent is terrible even though she apparently hired a cockney maid to learn the voice. She looks so great in this.

 She also did her own makeup for the scenes when she is sick, much like she did her own makeup for Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. I like this movie.

Crawl, 2019

First viewing, Signal-Watch watch party watch

Sam Raimi had something to do with this and he’s done some good movies. This was watchable and I have found myself saying “apex predator” at random times since.

Princess O’Rourke, 1943

First viewing

Damn quotes again!

I’m a bit of an Olivia De Havilland completist so had to cross this one off my list. I like Robert Cummings as well, and it has the youngest Gladys Cooper I’ve seen.

Olivia plays a Princess from a random European country in the US because of World War II. She takes a plane from New York to California which at the time takes all night, and she is nervous, so she takes a sleeping pill. 

It doesn’t work so she gets one from the flight attendant, back when they handed out pharmaceuticals. Still not feeling it she gets two more from a pilot walking by her berth. At the end of the flight they can’t wake her up, so the pilot takes charge of her and she ends up passed out at his apartment. He says, it’s a good thing my mother raised me right. Anyway, they fall in love and get married.

In this scene she is volunteering with Red Cross training but only qualifies to be used as a patient for splint and bandaging practice.

The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1945

Third viewing. Saw it once at Noir City at the Castro Theater.

George Sanders and Angela Lansbury are great in this. Hurd Hatfield’s character of Dorian is supposed to be the frosty type but he’s like a frozen block of wood. So is Donna Reed, who was mad because she wanted the juicier part of Sybil Vane. 

The portrait, the only color part of the movie, is great, very EC Comics.

Yog, the Monster From Space aka Space Amoeba, 1970

First viewing, Swift Watch party Read more about it here

Pretty good bonkers kaiju movie, enjoyable.

Moulin Rouge, 2001

 First viewing

I get why some people would like this but I could barely get through it. 

Bad Taste, 1987

Seen it a bunch of times but not in 20 years.

Peter Jackson’s first film, he wrote directed and acted,and made the monsters. It’s the only Peter Jackson film I’ve ever seen but I guess he made some others.

Antidote movie for Beautician and the Beast.

How The Eye Functions, 1941

First viewing

Gorgeous educational film about how the eye works. Loved it.

People used to have laser vision back then, I’m so envious.

Beautician And the Beast, 1997

First viewing, Signal-Watch Party

What she’s teaching the kids of this dictator who hires her by mistake

I have always loved Fran Drescher, she’s a classic comedienne. I watched this movie because of that love. It’s a terrible movie.

For Your Consideration, 2006

First viewing

Not sure how I missed this one, I’m a fan of all the Christopher Guest movies. Even when they fall flat I find them pretty delightful. Having just discovered Schitt’s Creek this came up on my radar and I definitely needed more Catherine O’Hara. She of course is great in this as the similar character of an aging actress. In later scenes of the movie she appears to have a facelift but it was just O’Hara stretching her facial muscles. Wow.

Not the funniest Guest movie but a good movie at a good time.

Blue Gardenia, 1953

 Third viewing, Watch party, Go here for more words

(Inaccurate Poster Warning) Screen 

This is not what you’d call a great movie, but it is directed by Fritz Lang, it does have a frightening Raymond Burr, a sweet non-crazy Anne Baxter, and sassy Ann Sothern, plus a twisty bit of whodunit. I rather like this film.

Ladies In Retirement, 1941

Second viewing

The titles are gorgeous, floating in the swamp, carved into stone and wood

This gothic noirish tale is very interesting for several reasons. It portrays mental illness of the sort that in rich people may be called eccentricity, but in poor people over a hundred years ago are grounds for institutionalization. Things like OCD behavior, hoarding, mild delusion. Enough that people complain about you and you cannot live within the usual framework of society without family support. 

You do not want to live with a hoarding Elsa Lanchester 

If your family is Ida Lupino and she works for a retired actress in a big house you’ll be alright.

This is a really good movie, highly recommended.

Calling Philo Vance, 1940

First viewing.

                                                         Damn titles in quotes again! 

My first foray into the Philo Vance murder mystery series. This is based on The Kennel Murder Case from 1930 that I could never get through even with William Powell as the lead. This version is updated for a setting on the verge of World War II. It’s not too bad a story as these things go. But I mostly liked the magical view-changing keyhole.

Jezebel, 1938

Second viewing

                                   Damn quotes around movie titles, drives me crazy.

This is one of my favorite movies. It came out a year before Gone With the Wind and has a lot of the same themes but not quite the same splendor. Bette Davis was famously pining for the part of Scarlett O’Hara (along with many others) and you can really imagine what she would have been like in that role.

Also, I’ve finally been watching Schitt’s Creek, which is hilarious. While looking up Jezebel I read that in the movie For Your Consideration, Catherine O’Hara is watching Jezebel. I have not seen For Your Consideration.  Also, O’HARA. Weird.